“Mom. I don’t want to go to middle school.”
“Why not Shayne?”
“Because they make you insect a frog.”
“Do you mean dissect a frog?”
“Yeah. That’s what I meant.”
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“Connor. The lunch menu choices for today are: Burrito, chili pie or PB & J sandwich. Which one do you want?”
“Do they have sandwiches?”
“Yes, Bubba. PB&J.”
“I want a burrito.”
Okay then. We went the long way around to finish that didn’t we?
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“Aunt Bonnie. You have the same sign we do. It says give second chances but Mom doesn’t do that. She always says, “THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.”
I was standing there when Shayne told her Aunt Bonnie this. We both couldn’t stop giggling.
ok,this post had me laughing!
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