Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Funny things my kids say…

 

“Mom, this cataputer is building a raccoon and then its goin be a beautiful butterfly.”

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As I’m working with Sage on colors with flashcards she gets up and saunters away. The following discussion occurred then:

“Sage, come on honey, let’s work on your colors. You need to learn these.”

She looks at me.

“You do it.”

And takes a few more steps away…then turns grins and runs.

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“Mom. Can I ask you something?”

“Of course. You may not like my answer but you can always ask.”

“Forget it then. I’m just going to get mad and then grounded.”

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“Coopie, say Mama”

“pfffffffffffff Dada”

“Cooper Paul, say Mama”

“DADADADADADADADA”

repeat this 10 times and you have our conversation.

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“THAT’S IT STORMY. I’M LEAVING THIS HOUSE IN 2 SECONDS. WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.”

“But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM you can’t leave your child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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“My Mom got pulled over. By a girl officer. ON A MOTORCYCLE.”

“Oh yeah. What for?”

“Something bad. She was speeding. But she didn’t get a ticket because we knew her. Good thing huh?”

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